Hapless hotdogs and dimwitted whites

One of the kiddos all time favorite would be reinvented? 

"This past Monday, the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) released a new policy statement on choking prevention for children, recommending, among other things, changes in government oversight of food choking hazards, and asking food manufacturers to consider redesigning potentially dangerous food products, such as hot dogs and hard candies"

TIME: The study includes a list of 10 foods that pose a high choking risk: hot dogs, hard candy, whole grapes, raw carrots, peanut butter, chewing gum, marshmallows, peanuts/nuts, popcorn and sausages. For the man-made products, notably including the hot dog, the AAP policy suggests redesign as a way to reduce choking risk?

DR. SMITH: Hot dogs are the leading cause of food-related choking death in this country. A child dies every five days in this country due to choking on food, and among those cases, hot dogs are the most common type of food. The reasons for this are actually not hard to understand. If you were to take the best engineers in the world, and you said to them, 'Design for me the perfect plug for a child's airway,' you couldn't do better than a hot dog. Unfortunately, it's exactly the right shape of the airway, it's the right diameter—it forms a plug, completely sealing off the upper airway, right above the vocal chords. Because of its shape and size, and because it's compressible, it wedges itself in. It's almost impossible to dislodge. Then it's only a matter of minutes before there is irreparable brain damage and even death. As a pediatric emergency medicine physician, I can tell you, even if we are standing right there with all of our skill and experience, with all of the correct equipment and lighting, it is really hard to get those objects out of a child's airway once they're wedged in like that. It's almost impossible. That's why preventing this from occurring in the first place is so important. (See the top 10 medical breakthroughs of 2009.)

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In my 22 years and so-so months of existence in this third world country of ours, I think I haven't heard of anything or particularly anyone in the news who's been stupidly choked by the hapless hotdog.

So what I'm trying to point out here is that Filipinos though known as the land of the poor, undernourished and uneducated knows how to chew and those friggin' bragging airheads are, I dunno too loafing or just strikingly dopes, don't gnaw their hotdogs well. Hence the choking.

Chew people no need for FDA to undergo all the hassle, just quit being dimwits.